Redneck Racing

[Tom@StreetlegalTV]

This has to be one of the greatest things I've seen in a while. The question is can BJ make a better one?


Caravan with Renault 1.4 turbo engine

[Druidoak]

that is to cool, you got to love the bikes on the back.

[Bobby Kbro]

Hell yeah I can make a better one. That one went real good in a straight line, I want mine to turn better in the corners than that. That one needs some more front and left side weight. That damned thing couldn't get down low enough in the corners to get the other guy loose and put 'em into the wall.

[Druidoak]

Might I suggest an Airstream, they are probably more aero and with enough polishing you could blind the completion

[Bobby Kbro]

Plus......the Airstream has that retro look!

[Paulie9fingers]

... that's cool as sh#t !!!!!!!!

[Bobby Kbro]

The only thing I don't like about it, besides the fact that it don't turn too well, is that it has a French motor in it. I don't care too much for French cars, French airplanes, French politics but I do like French Fries and French Bread. Oh. And that French girlie magazine "OUI".

[DollaDollaBill]

You would like OUI you dirty old bastard. Jeez, how old are you?

[Bobby Kbro]

Too old for Time Out! I'm old enough to be..........
well.......perhaps we shouldn't go there.
Son.

Let me put it this way DollaBill. You're from a Navy family, from the San Diego area?
Marines are better lovers. Ask any Sailor's wife!

[Kdawg33A]

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"

The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"

"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.

As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Airborne Ranger.

The little boy turned and went over to the soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you an Airborne Ranger?"

The Ranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"

The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!"