As has been the theme this season, much of America was again blanketed by many inches of heavy, icy snow. Even vehicles with four-wheel drive would have a hard time navigating the 20-30 inches of snow some parts of the country have got in the past few weeks.

But not Truck Norris.

The snow fears this 1986 J10 pickup, as proven by this photograph taken by Truck Norris’s owner on IFSJA.org showing the snow falling around macho vehicle, rather than upon it.

It’s one of those things that has since spawned an epic viral thread with “Truck Norris” jokes spreading across the internet. Here are some of our favorite Truck Norris jokes:

• Truck Norris doesn’t come equipped with 4-Wheel Drive. 4-Wheel Drive comes equipped with Truck Norris.
• Truck Norris doesn’t crawl over boulders. He just stares at them until they crawl under him.
• Truck Norris doesn’t need oil. It just drives back in time and eats dinosaurs.
• “The Big Bang” is often mistaken for the one time Truck Norris has had to use his high beams.
• Truck Norris is as close as he wants to be to the objects that appear in his side view mirrors.
• Truck Norris went to a drag strip…and moved it.
• Truck Norris once passed an emissions test because he felt like it
• Truck Norris never has to adjust his carb for altitude. He adjusts the altitude

There’s plenty more where that came from, but the real point of a thread like this is to leave your own mark, your own “Truck Norris” joke. Here’s ours, but see if you can’t do better.

Truck Norris once pulled a stump out of the ground, and took half the Brazilian rain forest with him.